Tuesday, 22 September 2020

Into Awsland

 

Hati felt indebted to the group that came by to rescue him from the Kobolds.  What they had said to him with that strange yipping and snarling that they called a language was lost on him, but by the cruel tightening of ropes and the pain that they sent him it was clear that the message would soon end in sport he did not see from his clan of wolves.  The clean air, crisper than the previous few green moons had been, but not beyond the home he had known in the mountains.  The tall elf, taller than the snowy grey skinned elves of the mountain passes, took the lead when scouting.  She nearly disappeared in the grass when she moved, her long recurve bow made from lowlander woods and the bones of strange beasts was taller than him by half, it and her gone when she wanted to go ahead.  The black cat that had attacked with the savageness he was used to from mountain cats was beside him at a weary distance, clearly she recognized him as superior, or she was just waiting for the right time to fight him for dominance.  The noisy moving metal clad dwarf was alike all his kind except that he carried a large weapon of odd shape called a Boom stick, with the love that he had seen in a mother’s eyes.  He was always chinking and clanking about.  He was also slow, but he carried a noticeably big axe, almost as big as his hammer.  The other one was very odd.  She was dressed in white and sashayed as if there was no worry in the world, but she stuck close to Monk and the Fighter and held her nose when the wind shifted and blew his scent towards her.  She was cleaner than a half-drowned wolf with its inner hairs soaked.  There was a building in the distance they headed towards; it had a roof made of reflected sunlight, that metal called gold. 

The wall posed no obstacle for the party.  It was low and eroded badly over the years, many places the wall was completely gone, but the was an aura that over hang they entire region that spoke of troubling danger:  the grounds had been abandoned for a thousand years, but the grounds were manicured, the trees shaped, the grass evenly short.  The grave markers were cleared of lichen and moss, they were even polished.  In the distant, beyond the building there were even signs of disturbed soil of new graves.  Troubling.

As they approached the building in the center of the grounds, the reason and cause of the maintained grounds became clear, work gangs of skeletons with lawns and garden tools.  The gangs were oblivious to the party except when they tried to engage them with their weapons.  When that happened, the skeletons then tried to manicure the party into the likeness of burial corpses.  Upon reaching the center they found the entrances well guarded with undead skeletons with polearms and ornate plate-mail.  The decision was made to look in the top by the Tabaxi slave, probably hoping that the gold top was solid as opposed to just leaf.  The top was indeed leaf, but the slope was gentle enough to climb and at the apex, there was a crystal dome, clear but beneath the darkness did not give up any secrets from within.  Keylesh had begun scratching at the top to see if she could get in faster, but to no avail, indeed she was wearing her claws down faster than anything.  The Barbarian climbed up beside her and she indicated that she wanted in.  The dwarf asked if he should use hi blasting powder, saying it would make a lot noise, but should break the glass.  The barbarian hefted his hammer and brought it down on the crystal top.  The hammer quivered and shook his arm, the glass held tight but gave a little “chink”, from the impact.  The barbarian lifted his hammer up and smashed it down a few times in quick succession and was rewarded a little with a spiderweb of cracks over the surface of the glass, but nothing else.  One last hit and the 10’ diameter lens of glass shattered and came down, and the people still standing on it leapt free before they tumbled down into the darkness. 

The fivesome stood at the edge and looked down.  The light from the suns played on the wall, a narrow oval of light, indented with the shadows of the party, but nothing else was revealed until the dwarf unburdened himself of a torch and lit it and dropped it down.  The flame as it fell illuminated a small radius of the room and hundreds of skeletons watched the torch fall and gutter on the ground.  The barbarian muttered, “I can take them,” and looked to the rest of the party.  Tiara and Olrick looked down into the mass of undead.  Keylesh was already sliding down the dome and leaping the last bit to land on all fours and beating a hasty retreat.  The rest looked around and as if understanding the danger all those undead might mean, slid after her to the ground.  Sure, he could take them, but if they were not in danger, then saving them was not an option this time.  He too made his own retreat. 

The windswept ruins were dangerous with their hidden dangers from the past, a temple filled to the brim with undead and at the core, from the interrogations of the Goblin, a forward base of the Kobolds.  Lots of activity and lots of silence too.  The major storm to the North and the South still brewed on the horizons and the grey skies overhead dropped an occasional flake of snow.  Tiara was often accused of not looking in the right direction, not paying the slightest attention of where they were headed, and by her parents of having her head in the clouds.  Today was no different.  She had stubbed her toe efficiently a few times this day already, not when they were on the road, but crossing the distance between the road and the set of structures that was still intact outside the city core.  The road had been not what she would have called a road.  There were no cobblestones and there was no track, it was dry and slightly higher than the ground around it and straight.  That was the main thing straight and wit few obstructions and no half-buried walls.  Like this wall.  It was mostly covered with grass and a deep cushion of moss and when she walked on it, she stumbled and nearly tripped, wind milling her arms to maintain her balance.  When she recovered, she stopped to regain her breath and wits.  The foul-smelling barbarian that they picked up this morning was watching her like he thought she was a new animal and was not sure she was food or not.  There was a glint over his shoulder and well beyond him and she studied it before casting her eyes around to see if anyone else had seen it.  They were watching their feet and where they were walking.  She announced her find to the Party.

Keylesh bounded from the perch she was standing on and landed on a nearby crop of broken ruin that made up this field.  She was preparing for the next pounce, the game that she played in this boring place when Tiara, gasped, “Look at that, it’s a flying yellow bird like an eagle.”  Keylesh, eagles were nothing to, get excited about and Tiara should have been paying attention to where she was walking and not to the sky, she was going to get herself more than a skinned knee if she were not more careful.  Keylesh stood and looked.  Olrick, stammered, “That does not have the look of any eagle I have seen, Lass.”  

Keylesh stooped and stared.  Nerwen muttered, “Dragon, Plains Dragon,” then with urgency, “Run Tiara, it is a dragon!”  Nerwen turned and started to run, she stopped and pointed, “Make for that wall and we can hide or make defense.”  Keylesh looked, it was not far, but the Dragon was moving fast, and Tiara was still looking at the dragon.  Tiara turned and started to run.  The bulky barbarian looked like he could run faster but was looking like he would sacrifice himself to repay his silly and useless honour for rescuing him this morning.  Let him.  She turned to sprint, using all fours to close the distance before the rest.  Nerwen arrived shortly after her and the dwarf, the slowest member of the group was next.  Tiara was moving slowly.  The Dragon was moving in a erratic weaving pattern as if hoping to scare prey into revealing themselves to it.  Bonus, that meant it had yet to see them.  Tiara tripped and fell flat on the ground, her white cloak fanning out around her, Keylesh closed her eyes and spared a prayer to Rassel, the Goddess of Slaves, there was more than one way to be delivered from chains in this world, but if you believed the stories, those that die in chains live out their afterlife in chains as well.  She steeled herself to fight.  Hati leapt over the wall and deposited the terrified Half-Elf at his feet.  The large shape of the Yellow dragon flew over the wall, motion slowed to give the impression that the dragon was much bigger than it appeared.  Keylesh held her breath waiting for it to return. 

Nerwen climbed to the top of the crumbling wall and looked.  “it did not see us,” and she hopped down, “it was a small dragon in any case.”  She motioned us to continue after we all took a breather.  The Suns were starting to set, and it would be night in a few hours. 

There was a low wall around the group of buildings, at least there was where they chose to break in.  the wall was only a few feet high and Keylesh was able to bound easily over it.  There were a series of sharp looking rusted points protruding from the top, rusted with age to the point that they had no point.  Tiara was not going to be able to climb or jump the wall and she looked a little left behind until she walked along the wall’s edge for a few dozen feet and found a break in it.  She made her way to where the man dressed like a wild animal was sliding over the wall and waited.  As if caught in some embarrassing position the animal tried to look like he only climbed the wall to retrieve one of the spikes.  Cautious of ruins, you decided to make a circuit of the buildings and wall to see if there was a sign of what lived here or even if anything lived here.  To yourself, you needed the time away from these people who seemed to want to get eaten by that dragon.  Sure, you and they might have been able to defeat it, but at what cost, better to be cautious.  The side that you approached the buildings seemed to be the correct side to approach from; there were some large stands of trees inside the walls, which told you many things that you doubt any of the rest had thought.  No grazer had come within here to eat the saplings down, which meant something would be here that would frighten them away.  After your circuit you were not able to find anything out of the ordinary, but you did have a mental map of everything within.  There were five buildings, one central building that rose seventy-five feet.  By the windows, each of the stories was fifteen feet tall and these buildings had been looted sometime in the past; the main doors for the building had been broken open.  The out buildings were identical in appearance, they all had a door facing away from the main building and each was forty-five feet tall and had a walkway/bridge from there second storey to the main building and that ended in a closed door.  Two if the walkways had collapsed.  Ivy had climbed each of the buildings past the third storey.  You returned to the group and relayed your findings. 

The forest is creepy.  The wood is young, no more than a century old and probably less.  But the feel of this space is that it is theirs and they own the space.  The wind is absent in their branches, but it feels that they wind is talking in their upper boughs.  A creak here and there and the sound of a branch falling, large branches falling just after they move through a glade.  The hackles are raised on the back of Keylesh’s neck before you and you can sense that she is more than a little put out.  If she feels put out, then you feel slightly terrified, slightly, only slightly and nothing you would give voice.  The hairs at the nape of you neck through your bushy beard are standing on end.  Tiara is the only one that is unphased and whether that is because she lacks the sense to be bothered or because she is so good at keeping it in.  You stumble and sprawl upon the ground, the root that snagged your foot was not there when you stepped.  At a gesture and a word your battle-axe is in your hand and you have brought it down upon the root in anger.  Snap.  It is the birds you realise, there are no birds.  There is a creak and you instinctually roll, a branch of dead wood falls where you lay on the ground.  Your axe is wet with tree root sap.

Most of your life you were a play thing of that bastard noble family in Trandle’s Stand, first a plaything for the children then a pet, but after that time you cut the master with your claws, you were longer his play thing and had to work in the quarry.  You missed the warm fire, but nothing else.  The quarry was more honest.  Not this though, nothing is right here.  There are no trees on the plain and none in the town.  Here it feels that you do not belong here, and the trees do not want you here.  Unwelcome.  You have never felt more unwelcome in this forest than anywhere else.  That is a lot from a slave to say that they feel unwelcome.  The edge is near.  The copse of trees ends and the openness where dragons can see you back.  You turn to encourage the rest forward.  You see them attacking one of the trees with hammers and axes, the dwarf pinned to the ground by a huge taproot and a branch sweeping low to knock the cleric sprawling.  You crouch and spring, race across the leaf litter to pounce upon the tree, slashing with your claws.  The Dwarf is freed, and he rises and hacks at the tree with two hurried swings.  The barbarian and axe in each hand swings down and wood chips fly, the Cleric raises her mace high as it fills with light and she smites the tree.  There is a crack and the tree falters, and falls crashing to the forest floor, then there is silence, a pregnant pause in the action daring the group to stay just a little while longer . . .. 

Panting the party arrives at the bottom of the closest outbuilding at the door.  Keylesh feeling that the obvious direction is the dangerous direction scales the wall of the building easily and holds out her hand to Nerwen, in hopes that two from the second level can attack what ever is in this tower from above when it attacks the three entering from the ground floor.  Nerwen however is not used to climbing and the ivy breaks and peels away from the side of the building in one large mat.  Keylesh motions to the rest to head in and she will take on the foe as sole ambusher. 

Hati, looks up and thinks, I do not see any evidence that there is a threat in this building.  He and the dwarf approach the door.  It is unlocked, but the wood has swollen up in the thousand years that is saw regular use and has welded itself to the frame.  Perhaps the cat had a useful idea, when they open this door it will make a lot of noise.  Keylesh was already waiting at the top of the ruined walkway door, looking across to the main building.  The door does not budge with a gentle push.  Hati backs up and rushes turning at the last second to take the door and door frame with his shoulder.  It shatters as if it were made of fine china that he had encountered once years ago.

The loud noise was the perfect time for Keylesh to push open her door.  The great creak she heard she felt was obscured by the exploding door.  Her door was stuck partially open and partial closed, but it would be enough for here to slip in if she heard combat.  From her spot she could see light streaming in from the ground floor.  She waited and listened.  There was talking from below and there was another sound from above.  Keylesh tensed and decided against warning her comrades.  There were four of them and one of her, she did not want to fight them by herself.  Then she thought, if they attack, her party would surely be able to defeat them, and she could see what sort of treasure they have and grab some of it for her private stash for her freedom.  Then she is free she will pay them back.  A large figure landed on the landing before the door, her door.  She was able to examine it from behind.  It looked like grey stone, but it had huge wings.  There was a patch of lichen growing on a section of the wings.  The landing creaked after it landed, and it looked like it was about to jump down amongst her companions.  They might be able to kill both.  A flash of light and a massive BOOM as Olrick blasts the beast with his Blunderbuss.  Hati smacks the side of the gargoyle and his great hammer dances off its side of its hide.

The second gargoyle looks down on the melee and glides to the next landing over and crouches over the others looking at Tiara, nearly defenseless, not seeing the danger above.  The landing creaks ominously under the weight.  Keylesh pauses, they will probably defeat the beasts, but Tiara might not survive if she does not act.  She slipped through the door and leaps up and over the space between the door and the next landing over, her tail swinging wildly to maintain her approach, just as the gargoyle pushes off the landing she lands on its shoulders forcing it down and adding her weight to its mass.  She stabs down with her sword and slashes twice on its undamaged shoulders, one misses but the other two scores a deep gouge in its side and head, and she pushed off to leap up to the next landing above the door to investigate where they laired, the gargoyle crashes uncontrolled through the landing and falls down to the first floor. 

Tiara looked down on the fight and cast her spell on the gargoyle as it lifted off the ground away from Hati, its wings snapped, and it fell back to the ground where Hati and Olrick waited.  A crash above her catches her eyes as she sees Keylesh engage a second Gargoyle and push it off the ledge and fall towards the others.  Seeing that the gargoyle is basically undamaged she rushes up the stairs hoping to catch up to the cat person.  She rounds the corner and stops unbalanced at the edge of the gaping hole in the landing teetering.  The edge of the landing made of wood a thousand years old begins to crumble and send her tumbling down.  But she does not fall but swings up as a claw snags her cloak and swings her up on to the cat’s back as she leaps to the top of the third storey landing.  The landing fills the whole top floor and is filled with refuse and the bones of a great many dead things.  The setting suns light the top of the floor lighting the room through a hole.  The light glinted off the bones and she saw something odd, a bone that was straight and tapered she grabbed at it and found it was wood and had a word inscribed on it.  Tiara dropped back down the stairs and rushed to the edge and pointed at the gargoyle fighting the three others.  “Zappo,” and four streaks of light pulsed out of the tip of the wand with a spurt.  The light lit the path through the tower missing the Gargoyle and turning strafing the beast and pounding the life from it.  Hati, lifting his hammer high and crushes the gargoyles head.

The dust from the smashed gargoyle sticks to Hati’s face where it was wet with sweat.  The party sits down, and they look around.  They could rest here, there was a defensible door and lots of dry wood.  The bits of gargoyle would reflect the heat of a fire and they could rest here and be in good shape to look in the next tower.  Olrick was cleaning his Blunderbuss and loading it, but he joined to conversation and agreed, this was a good place to rest.  Nerwen passed around little red berries, two each, one for food and one for healing.  Tiara revealed that also from the chamber above was a fascinating picture book make of wood covered with bright coloured enamel.  It showed the city the way it looked in its heigh-day.

The night was uneventful.

In the morning there was a heavy dusting of snow on the ground outside the tower and one presumed the rest of the ruined city.  Hati and Nerwen cautioned the party to hold tight as they went out to investigate the area to see if they could see evidence of movement in the area.  There was none, but the two agreed that the weather was about to change and head back to warmer weather.  The party had decided that it might be a cunning idea to enter through a second tower and climb the stairs to the second level and use the bridge on the other side to gain access to the second level of the main building.  If there was anything living on the main level, they would pass it by.  They crept forward, keeping to single file to disguise their numbers, if something saw their tracks.  Hati broke open the tower door as quietly as he could manage, which was a little bit quieter than the blunderbuss.  The stairs inside this tower were rickety to say the least; there were sections that were missing and the edge that was left in the tower wall looked rotted.  Keylesh said that she would go a head to check it out the landing and the stairs in between.  When Olrick stated that he did not think that this was a good idea, she reassured him that as a cat, she always landed on her feet.  Keylesh bounded up the stairs leaping over the gaps in the stairs and landing with enough force to dislodge accumulated dust from the boards, but the first landing did not break.  A minute later her head dropped over the edge and proclaimed the way as safe as safe can be in an old ruined tower.  Looking at the dwarf she stated, “That is safe even for you!”

The party took their time to climb the stairs and reach the second-floor landing with the door outside.  Keylesh had whiled away her time waiting for them by freeing the door from its hinges and surveying the way to the tower.  It was nearly fifty feet across and the entire way was covered with a thin layer of melting snow.  They all took a turn looking at the causeway before discussing the next step.  Olrick stated that if they were going to cross here, they should cross now and slowly the others agreed.  Olrick told them all that it was not right that Keylesh should be the one in peril all the time and that he was capable of crossing the chasm first, and besides, the door looked fairly secure and strength might be needed to open the door.  With that, he set off towards the main building.  He was warned that there was ice on the bridge, but he ignored caution and decided to run the distance from door to door.  He set out at that run and discovered that the road was paved with good intentions and ice and he slipped on the last section of his run, barreling into the door, which shattered when he hit it.  Impacting the bridge bruised his ego a little, but the sound alerted anything that was listening.  Hati rushed forward with Nerwen leaping the last icy patch and disappearing into the building.  Keylesh and Tiara were the last to make the run.  Keylesh cleared the distance, but Tiara slipped on the snow as two large gargoyles banked around the building.  She quickly tossed a rope across the distance and hoped that her allies would pull her to safety if she should fall again and ran out on to the walk.  A gargoyle was mid stoop and lashed at her as she ran, clipping her on the side and causing her to regret waking up that morning, falling prone and almost off the edge.  The rope grew tight as one of her companions pulled on it tightly.  She righted herself and swayed across the rest of the gangway and into the central tower.  The dwarf slammed the door shut and barred the door whereupon the gargoyles slammed into the frame.  Tiara looked around hoping for relief, but instead was greeted with signs of battle as her companions were engaging with three skeletons who had been cleaning and filing books at the time of the party’s entrance.  It was only when the last skeleton had impacted the first floor after the Barbarian had slammed it off the floor into the open central region. 

The tower was clearly a library.  There were books lining the walls of the floor they were on, all around the edge of the floor.  The first floor was built with the same plan with the central area being a large lobby.  On the floor was a dismembered person its topmost section laying five feet from his bottom.  Three other corpses could be seen and a few piles of bones to boot.  There were five skeletons working at cleaning books on the bottom floor and six more on this level.  The were on the other side of the room from the stairs leading up and although the barbarian wanted to smash them all, the others suggested more caution.  They tried to walk casually past the librarian skeletons and not disturb them, succeeding for the most part until the dwarf ran right into the last one that had turned suddenly.  A brief battle ensued until the last party member had climbed the stairs and the skeleton resumed cleaning. 

At the top of the stairs they were greeted with a not too unexpected sight, living members of the group of people who had left the dead on the main floor were standing at guard at the two doors that lead further into this floor.  They were dressed in the livery of a foreign army.  Upon seeing the characters, one of the three guards disappeared through one of the doors and the other two took up defensive positions challenging the heroes not to advance.  By their look, it would have been a quick fight, the soldiers were wounded and had many bandages, moreover they looked like they had not eaten anything in days. 

When the guard who left returned, he brought with him two other guards in equally poor condition.  Nerwen taking pity on the soldiers cast a spell and provided them each with a berry, a Goodberry, and explained the this magical food would sustain them for a day, then she took one an ate it before them, the captain took one and ate it too, then he took the four remaining berries and retreated to the next chamber.  Nerwen gave the four starving guards four more and bade them to eat.  They did without hesitation.  Their spirits brightened considerably.  The Captain returned and informed the characters that the Lady of Lami would see them and wished to thank them for the gift that they had given freely.

The room was had a feel of hurried searching in it.  There was a pile of bones piled off to one side and some old serviceable, at least in appearance, furniture.  There were bookshelves that had been ransacked and the ruined books lay in pieces.  The dwarf rested his axe against one of the tables and it promptly collapsed, he apologised, and the others eyed the rest of the furniture and gave them a wide berth.  The Lady entered the room preceded by her footman who announced her presence as her ladyship of Lami.  She thanked each of the characters one by one, grasping their hands and kissing them in gratitude, she explained that he expedition was on the brink of failure and therefore her people were destined to be slaughtered at the hands of the king of Gutral Mastekeena.  She explained that she and her sick husband had been charged with finding two artifacts in this cursed city and failing to acquire them would mean the death of their families and kin.  Her husband entered the room too then.  He was very unsteady on his feet and stated for all to see that he was not dead yet and was capable of carrying out this last part of the mission, he faltered and allowed Hati to help him to his feet.  The Lord and Lady then asked the party if the part could help them find the two things they needed and would happily pay for their assistance.  Nerwen and Hati agreed to this task and when the lady said that they needed a picture book that showed people the way the city looked when it was still a city, Nerwen produced the book for them to see.  They exclaimed with joy that the mission was half a success already, if only they would go and find the Tapestry of Relic in the Cathedral dedicated to Jard.

The party elated to finally to be doing something good and worthy left the tower to continue the mission and save the Lady’s people.  First, however they had to go and take care of their mounts and show Hati where their main camp was located.  They spent the night reflecting on the information that they had discovered from the Lord and Lady.  They had told them that there was a force of Kobolds in the center of town and there were several giant kin in the city, including ogres, and half ogres and an ettin, a two headed giant.  That night they made their plans, trying to decide when the city would be most active and when it would be least active.  They knew that the kobolds had taken command of the city and had captured the goblins, using them as slaves; how that had happened was a mystery as normally one goblin was worth more than a kobold in a open battle, and this group included bugbears and hobgoblins too and there were just as many kobolds as there were goblins.  Kobolds, Nerwen knew detested the sunlight and goblins could work in either.  Both had night vision, but vision during the day was superior to night, so they made the guess that if they moved about in the day they would be equally advantaged as the goblins but assumed that the kobolds would make them work at night to do what ever it was that they were doing here.  So, in the morning they headed out at dawn.  All went well until the characters encountered a pair of tracks in the mud.  The feet were bare, and they were twice as long as Hati’s feet.  A giant, clearly.  They decided that if they were going to be useful in a fight it might be good to get a little practise and maybe limber up for the kobolds.  So, they tracked the tracks down to a building in the ruin that was partially collapsed.  On the top of the flat roof appeared to be five skeletons on patrol and the party stopped.  Nerwen, who all agreed that despite her extreme height could sneak far better than any of them, stuck out on her own to look at the building from all angles and to see what she could see.  She saw that there was no set of stairs to the roof, but there was a collapsed wall in the building, and she could see, after she approached closer, a two headed giant.  It had looked like there was one head awake and the other was asleep, she told the party.  They decided that taking on a giant was potentially a once in a lifetime thing and moved to the vantage point that Nerwen had seen.  The approached with more stealth than the Barbarian thought the Dwarf could muster and were positioned just inside the short range for the ranger’s Plain Elf Longbow and Nerwen drew her bow to her ear and aimed and fired.  The arrow struck the Ettin hard and the sleeping head.  The ettin lurched to its feet as Nerwen drew again and fired, hitting again.  The giant rose quickly and ran hard to where the arrow had hit him.  Nerwen fired again and this time Olrick fired his crossbow and then dropped it and advanced 10 feet and squared his feet and drew his axe.  Hati, seeing the Dwarf advance, sighed and advanced to be alongside him and readied his javelin.  Nerwen fired again and the Ettin charged the line, Olrick attacking him twice with his axe and Hati throwing his javelin.  Keylesh not to be out done leapt into the fray and lashed out.  The Ettin attacked with two heavy weapons, one aimed at the dwarf and one at the Half-Orc.  The dwarf quivered for a second as he recovered from the blow, but Hati had stepped off to the side as the great axe fell toward him.  Nerwen cast Magic Missile, and Hati attacked the Ettin with his hammer, Olrick missed and Keylesh attacked and expended two of her blessings of Drogath striking the creature three times, once with her sword and twice with her claws, the ettin stared briefly at infinity before collapsing at the party’s feet dead.  The ettin had a little loot and the group collected it.  The barbarian carved up the ettin for animal scraps while the others rested. 

The party headed toward the inner city.  They stopped at the gentle rise that told learned folk that this was the inner wall, long past covered with grass, but to them it was a gentle rise that hid their prone forms and allowed them to survey the grounds without being seen themselves.  Hati summoned a hawk down to him and bribed it with some ettin meat then he asked to share its senses and to fly around the city allowing him to see the whole layout.  He told the hawk that he would leave it a pile of scraps to eat at its leisure.  The group spied a structure that looked interesting to them and decided that it would bare further investigation.  It was large and square and had water pooling on the outside of it.  They made their way along the inner wall until the approach to the building would obscure them from the eyes of the three patrols they found.  Keylesh the best climber, approached the outside that was hidden in a copse of trees.  The outside had badly faded artwork on it, the bas relief showed scenes of water, fountains and people bathing naked in mixed groups.  After she climbed to the top and look down, she confirmed that this was a public bathhouse.  The fountain still worked and was spouting hot water into the air creating a mist in the cool Spring air.  The grates for the excess water were covered up and the water had flooded the building.  The exits in the wall were covered deliberately with colonnades and part of the roof; the water was flowing through the cracks in the obstructions.  The beside the water grate there was a large hole and the ceramics and marble was cast aside within the bath house.  She returned to the group and told them what she had seen.  Her fellows wanted to see for themselves and to investigate the hole.  When they did, they found the hole had been enlarged from the original and there was a carved ladder in the side.  They descended.

The hole lead to the sewers of the city and the group decided that it would avoid the patrols if they could get to their destination in this underground maze of passages.  The Barbarian said that he could.  Hours later they emerged from the sewers outside the city, where the sewers dumped their water.  They were only a few hundred meters away from their destination.  They passed unnoticed through as region that had seen little traffic except by hunters looking for rabbits.  They approached the Cathedral of Jard, and they tried to look through the windows, mostly they could not see a thing but and an occasional twinkle of reflected light.  Reflected off gold.  They came to the front door and they found that the door and the wall was defaced with scrawling of kobolds in Draconic.  Nerwen translated: Danger.  Never Enter.  DANGER.  Above them also written in Draconic was more Danger signs threatening anyone that disobeyed death by being eaten if they do not die in here.  The door showed signs of being broken into and more signs of trying to unbreak in as well, but these would have been more successful from the inside and from the writing on the outside, no one was going to do that.

Hati pushed hard on the door and the boards and nails keeping the doors shut fell apart.  They were here to get Relic’s Tapestry and then to leave, they were not going to stay long enough to see why the Kobolds did not want anyone in here.  The entry way was clear of all furnishings.  The chamber was grand with vaulting ceilings and the sides of the stone were covered with oiled cedar wood that gave the room a pleasing aroma which almost covered up the stench from the three kobold corpse in the center of the room.  The group stood over each of them and looked at them to see if they could discover what killed them, so that they would know what the potentially faced.  The bodies were carefully examined and other than advanced decomposition there were no marks on the outside of their bodies.  The expressions plastered on their post rictus faces and the consultations of magic and religious knowledges concluded that the kobolds died of necrotic damage or other energy damage types.  The group knew there were undead present for sure.  They proceeded with some caution.

They stepped up the one stair that separated the foyer of the temple from the main area and entered the combined Sanctuary and the Chancel.  Almost all the furniture had been removed from the sanctuary of the temple, only the very odds and ends of the time before were still here and most of that broken remains.  More kobold bodies lay like cast aside puppets after their strings were cut.  The tall stained-glass windows illuminated the room with the fading light of the day and the gold in the chancel reflected the light in dazzling ways that ignited yearning in the hearts of poor adventurers.  The other main feature of the room was the tapestries that hung from every wall that was also not a window.  Each depicted a scene from the mythology of Jard or the many saints of the god.  They depicted acts of righteousness that Jard favours.  Each of these tapestries would be valuable to the correct buyer, the clergy of Jard.  You think that to that right buyer you could get 100 gold if they were removed with loving care and 50 gold to anyone interested in the antiquities of old.  On the other hand, if they were torn down with little care, the shredded cloth might be worth 10 gold to the right seamstress.  The altar contained the real treasure, for those that thought gold was treasure, the two candlesticks were ornate gold encrusted with minor flashy gems probably worth 1000 gold a piece and there are the two candles still in them too.  The chalice includes a large ruby in the stem and a few other notable gems and as such it is likely worth 2500 gold.  The sword that lies on the altar seems to be only ceremonial, gems are studding the blade from the hilt to the tip, the pommel is a pearl of surpassing beauty making the whole worth 1500 gold.  The altar itself is studded with 100 shiny but inexpensive 10 gold gems and 50 more valuable 50 gold gems; the arrangement is pleasing along the with the gold leaf on the stone and would be worth double the value of the stones, if it could only be moved more easily.  A brief search of the two rooms reveals a vestry behind the curtain wall in the chancel and the vestments of the high priest, worth 500 gold to the right person and two doors behind the tapestries on the walls of the sanctuary.  There are fifty tapestries in these two rooms (total value of the contents—to the right person, 18,500 gold).

But in the discovery process, Nerwen stumbled upon the reason why this cathedral had never been pillaged, and darkness shrouded the chancel of the temple, cloaking her and the area completely.  Tiara, uncertain where the trouble was going to come from was standing in a central position in the sanctuary, immediately acted upon hearing Nerwen’s gasp and seeing, not seeing, her enveloped in darkness, rushed to her aid.  “Great Candalmar, I call on you to banish this darkness,” she commanded and with that radiant light in the appearance of fire with the colour of candle flame washed the region between Tiara and Nerwen, washing the darkness from the air and burning the undead souls of six of the eight spectres that had appeared in the darkness.  Each of their little violet forms appeared to be a screaming kobold.  Everyone held their breath waiting to see what would happen next.

Keylesh seeing her chance to save the rest of the party, leapt up and grabbed the closest tapestry and tore it from its anchoring, in a terrible rip and then fled across the room to goad the spectres into chasing her out into the last vestiges of daylight, hoping it would dispel the undead horrors.  That is what she must have intended on doing, but instead she accidentally summoned the wraith that had created the kobold spectres and the smoky creature uttered a rasping rattle and pointed to Keylesh is the defiler of the temple and she should be killed.  Nerwen eying all the undead creatures everywhere around her pissed herself with fear but fought down every instinct to make a bolt for the door and faced off every spectre as she beat a retreat into the sanctuary.  Hati advanced and struck at the first spectre as he filled him self with rage certain that they were all going to die, his pact to save the party unfulfilled.  It discorporated.  Olrick charged into the melee with his blunderbuss leveled and fired into the crowd of exotic ghost material and then summoned his axe to his hand and smote the nearest spectre.  The spectres were given a target and they rushed head long at the defiler of the temple, Keylesh; her plan had worked better than she could ever had imagined!

Keylesh confident that they would chase her down until the end of time sprinted out of the cathedral on all fours and out into the setting suns.  Nerwen recovering from her initial fright cast a magic missile spell and sent four missiles into two of the most damaged spectres killing them.  Tiara cast a Flaming Sphere spell and a five-foot-tall sphere of candle flame erupted next to a spectre and the wraith and then she ran to back up the retreating Keylesh.  Hati ran to interpose himself between Tiara and a spectre but missing the horror with his attack.  Olrick hacked at the wraith and score a solid hit, but the wraith turned its fury upon the dwarf now that the monk had gone beyond its reach and smote the fighter in one hit to unconsciousness.  The spectres wheeled around and began attacking the remaining party.  Keylesh stopped and sank to her haunches and waited for the undead to chase her out, but nothing followed.  Nerwen launched her last 2nd level magic missiles at the spectres, hoping to destroy two more, but only killed one.  Tiara cast a Spiritual Weapon and attempted to attack the same spectre with two attacks, one from her and one from the spell; both were misses.  Hati attacked and hit a spectre, and Olrick from his prone self gasped and recovered a little from his near death.  the wraith and the remaining spectres closed in to attack and it hit the half-orc and attempted to knock him too to the ground.

Keylesh began to return to the temple seeing her ruse had failed to bring results.  And she entered the temple proper.  Nerwen cast fire bolts at the spectres and wounded them fine and Tiara healed the barbarian and attacked with her spiritual weapon but missed.  Hati attacked recklessly and hit and killed a spectre.  Olrick gasped a second breath and raised himself from prone.  Keylesh finally re-entered the battle and attacked the wraith, the wraith appearing to waver in strength as Nerwen killed the last Spectre with a magic missile.  Tiara healed the barbarian again, the cold covered him from the last attack that nearly knocked him out, if but for Tiara’s healing and he hit with all the strength that was his do, but still it fought on.  Olrick launched himself at the apparition that nearly killed him and hit it.  The wraith noticed the cat person who had desecrated the temple was here and attacked her, only to have her doge to the left.  Keylesh attacked a final time mostly ineffectually and Nerwen expended her last spell slot on the wraith.  But it was Tiara who also lacking in spells reached out and attacked the wraith out of desperation, missing but putting it off for the spiritual weapon to successfully and permanently send the wraith to hell, where it belonged.

Everyone decided to rest.  Hati claimed he was good to go on but was secretly relieved to take a rest.

Wednesday, 1 July 2020

work/life mix


Being a very introverted person can be difficult at times, but luckily it is a defect that goes away with time.  To be specific, it is the very that makes it a problem, and age does change things, a bit.  For example, at work I am more willing to give a handout to others and help them along and to ask for help too; trust me on this, the last point is the hardest to do.  I am now a supervisor at work and so I have to help others that I work with to get them to be better workers, but I have to occasionally throw my Manager a call to let him know that I need help on something so that they feel useful.  Clearly here, this means I have no use for my manager—which is not true, but what is true is that he is at least as introverted as I was at his age and I feel that he is intimidated by me and there is some trust issues in this dynamic.  The Over Manager has made the decree that we are to work together as a team, but this is difficult for the reasons stated. 
I need his assistance to do my work, because I do not have the tools to do my work.  I need to order product for my division, but I do not have the capability to do any ordering, so I need to submit my requests to him to do the ordering.  Fine, that is the way things are.  Except, I feel that not every request that I make is being honoured.  If I only had access to the tools so I could order, then I would know if the request has been honoured or if the request is impossible to fulfill.  Except when I go into his inventory stockpile and see the product that I ordered weeks ago sitting there.  Luckily, I am older than he is, so I am better at not seeing things and not giving a fuck.   It is one of those things you learn as you age, not giving a fuck about the little things. 
But I must work with him to plan the next year.  I sit down and spend several hours researching the 2200 different products that we are allowed to order for the coming year, many of them are just one product offered in 20 different sizes, but some of them are only offered in one size, so it is not as bad as researching 2200 different things, it is more like researching 500 different things, but I believe I am not being thorough enough in doing quick research—that is I open up 2-4 different web pages and read the vital stats on the product checking the hardiness of the plant and what it looks like and the size of it and a few other things before putting a note down beside the entry and going to the next item.  I understand that 2-4 webpages is not anywhere as comprehensive as I need to be researching these products and what I am reading is not as detailed as it should be, but I said to myself, I will be working with someone who has done this at least once before and he will not trying to sink me or he will be looking to say in the least, “I stand by the choices that were made,” except I get there and begin the look through the database and start selecting stuff, and he is not contributing at all.  It is just me.  I get the feeling that he is just pausing in his life while I am in the room.

I work in a nursery.  I studied in university essentially Environmental Science with a greater focus on processes and plants and animals (there is more, a lot more essentially I say Environmental Science just so that people’s eyes don’t glaze over) and a Teaching Degree and a diploma in IT . . . yeah way too much school.  And then I went into Horticulture.  I have 7 years in one garden centre before the three I have in this garden centre and I have three more years in hard landscaping, but the first garden centre also included 7 years of soft landscaping.  Short answer I have skills.  Specifically, my direct boss has passion, he has worked the past 10 year in two garden centres and went away to school to focus on Garden Centre science and business and he is 24.  I am 48.  He is a manager and that is what he wants to be most, so power to him.  I am a supervisor and that is what I want to be until I have worked the kinks out of the job, I am in.  There have been 6 supervisors in 5 or 6 years, and I think that it is making the business unstable.  Each supervisor came into the job with a vision on how they were going to change the company and then left before their vision was brought to fruition.  Because the job was too demanding, because they did not have enough knowledge, because the customers were too demanding.  Reasons.  The reasons that I will leave this job will be because I can’t juggle home life and work life and off time life.  I mean the job requires a younger person, one without dependents, one without a life outside of work.  Natural20 wants to spend time with me.  I want to spend time with her.  I want to run a few games, D&D and play in one too.  I want to do a good job at work.  To do all that means giving something up.  Part of it is giving up some of my responsibilities at work—I want to give up the forklift driving.  Today I spent five of eight hours driving the forklift around doing things that were lightly connected or not at all connected with my duties, but since they cant seem to train more forklift drivers I am stuck doing this.  And that means I have to always work the late shift at work, which means that I cant be on time for any games I want to play or host—at best I can be just on time and at worst an hour late.  Maybe if I could not close as frequently, I would feel more competent to have my life and to have my job too. 
But then there is the introversion problem with my manager.  If I must do all the work when we are working “together”, and all the forklift driving and staying late every day I won’t be able to stay doing this work.  Or I won’t be able to continue to do the things I want to do in my spare time.  Or Natural20 will be my work widow.  Well I know which one I will have to give up if it ever comes to that.

Saturday, 13 June 2020

Dear Sam c.April 2020


Dear Sam,
I am a Dungeon Master, Teacher, Writer, Nursery Worker, Atheist.  That is in order of importance to me, but many of them are tied for second place at one time or another.  I am not your Number One Fan, but I do listen to, nay, enjoy listening to your podcast, to the exclusion of all other podcasts.  I like listening to the plight of Atheists in your country because we are so close to you and yet so far away.  I live in Canada, in Ontario, in Mississauga, but I have been listening to you from Parry Sound, Toronto, and Oakville since I started.  I feel for you as I have been perpetually low level depressed from 1979 straight through 2016; it was a side effect to my version of Autism, but I am much better now.  That is not what I wanted to talk about though.  I just wanted to tell you how I am surviving the Pandemic, as asked.

I have been declared an Essential Worker, paper thin quasi-legal, if anyone blew on the reason, it would collapse and it would be gone, but I go to work as required.  I do it because I am recently promoted to be a supervisor and I am charge of the outside nursery part of the Garden Centre, and I needed to get all the plants out of hibernation mode and out into the selling place of the Garden Centre and I am the only person doing that.  Then, they decided to open up the place for curbside pick-up and so my job has been placed on hold as I do the curbside five days a week and one day a week I do what I am supposed to be doing, setting up the nursery.  If the Social Isolation is ever lifted, I need to have the place ready to accept customers.

So, in Canada, Social Distancing means approaching no closer than 2m (6 feet) from every other person except the people that I am living with.  I know, The same thing as in the US.  But we are doing curbside, so that means there are ten people receiving E-orders and telephone orders, filling the orders and calling customers to queue at an appropriate time and load their cars.  I am not supposed to touch customer cars, them, or come within 2m of them, but it does not really work.  People get out of their cars, People want to go into the Garden Centre, they want to approach us.  They speak so quietly that you must lean closer to hear them, within a meter.  They want me to open their trunks.  They are young people; they are old people (mostly older people) and they are other people too.  They place their order and rush to get their product thinking that we can fill it faster than Amazon.  People are stupid.  Well not Stupid, but oblivious.  And . . ..

And, The more that we work together, the ten of us are getting closer; we are getting to know each other like we never did pre-pandemic because there were so many other employees, but no I mean we area actually positionally getting closer.  We, at the start were 2m away at all times, but then there was a narrow passage between to shelves, there was a counter where two people had to get something; there were jokes like ‘we held our breath’, but we just continued.  It is not like a grocery store with wide corridors and a lofty warehouse, well there is a lofty warehouse, but we area not there.  It is more close.  We do our jobs.  Our company is giving us Danger Pay, but I am not sure that that is enough.  I am not sure anyone thinks it is enough, but we go to work.  We see 70-80 customers a day, there was supposed to be a cap of 20, but we have rivals and we have people that just show up without appointments.

It is not New York City here.  It is not Italy.  None of our Leaders are remotely as bad as Donald Trump.  The Virus is not in control: as much as the Provincial Leader wants to promote Business, especially after two years of slashing health regulations in Long Term Care Facilities and cutting back on Health Care budgets, but as I said he is not Trump, in the end although he mirrored Trump in his first years, he has been more solid than people thought he could be, myself included. He has stated: people before the economy.  But, That is coming to an end, he is signalling that the Self Isolation is coming to an end.
The numbers: Ontario 11,735 cases, 622 deaths, pop. 13.6M  Area 1,076,395 sqkm (415,000 sqmi)
Canada 38,205 cases, 1831 deaths, pop. 37,700,000
I was just giving you a little context for when I am writing this.  Ending the Self Isolation, easing is a mistake.  I do not want this to continue, but I do not want people to get sick and die.  I do not want my parents, who are 73 and 78 to get sick. 
How the Nation is doing it.  We have a Social Safety Net.  When we lose out job, we can claim Employment Insurance (50-55%) of our wage with a ceiling of about $1200/month.  With the Virus the Prime Minister has said that for the next 4 months anyone* that is out of work due to the virus can collect $2000/month.  And the roll out has been swift as he promised and everyone, I heard applied got money within a day and it keeps coming.  Win!!  Companies that lose more than 25% due to the virus can apply to the government and the government will reimburse 75% of the payroll.  So they don’t need to lay anyone off.  Things are good that way.  Teachers, who had been fighting the provincial government for months in contract talks continued to talk and the province in the face of the pandemic seemed to come to their senses about increasing classroom sizes and quietly settled and worked out a deal so they could concentrate on the big problems.  School has been out since our March break start on
My partner has two children, they are 13 and 16.  They are coping well.  The boy plays computer games all day and hopefully does his Grade 8 online work.  The older one does her online work just before it is due at 11:59pm every day and reads the rest of the day.  She is not allowed to see her Girlfriend at all.  This she does not like very much at all, but you cannot tell.  Their father lives here too, he works for a company based in New York and they implemented lock down procedures much earlier.  He cannot date, because of social distancing.  The best he got was a social distance date/walk and Zoom Dates.
My partner works from home and can treat her clients with Zoom meetings.  She misses seeing her friends face to face at her BNI meetings.  Her business is suffering as her clients are tightening their belts as they are reducing their hours and income.  Too bad, she treats people’s stresses and anxieties.  A few people are suffering more these days because of having to live in proximity with their spouse 24/7.  She is building an online course that she can make a little more money and help others out also, all her trade shows that she had spent money on have been cancelled.  She keeping busy, though.
I am building a data base so that I can see all the products that are available at a moments glance for the nursery.  I am busyish.  I wish I were playing more Dungeons and Dragons.  I had three games going on in my life, but no one wants to play online, they only want to meet in person.  One includes a couple of ADHD people, and one is something I threw together to keep people in touch over the Winter.  The Last one is a more recent gaming group, a bunch of people that are older than me who have been playing since the early 1980s.  It is the human element that people like from games like D&D.  That is what is missing in these days, the Human Element.
Oh, I am riding my Bike to work most days now.  It eats up time and I get some good exercise, also it means that my partner is not driving me there and coming in the evening to get me, four trips.  The buses are practicing social distancing too, rear boarding and thus free trips.  It is funny, right now transit is the price that it should be. but no one uses it for fear or because they are not working.  Oh, I should add Environmentalist right before Dungeon Master.  People are driving too much these days because they are bored, but pollution is down everywhere, and the price of gasoline is lower than it has been in decades.  Pollution down is what I am happy most about.  It is time that we make permanent changes to society.  Flatten the curve on CO2 production!! 

I want this to be over.  But I do not want this to be over before it is over for good.  Working with the public as I am, I feel that every little ache and pain, headache, muscle tension, sniffle is a sign that I am sick and a carrier of the virus.  I know that before, back in the before times, that this was part of being alive, but right now I am hypervigilant to the contact that I have with people.  I see the coffee shop person press the lid of my tea with his hand and in my head I ask, “When was the Last time that he washed his hands, when was the last time that he touched his face,”  My lips then brush the place where his hand just was and I drink from my tea.  The Cashier at the convenience store, that has been deemed essential because it has food in it.  She is Chinese, she is wearing a mask.  I ask her how she is doing?  I bought a snickers bar and a lottery ticket, but that was the excuse, so that I could ask how she was doing.  Her smile touched her eyes above her mask.  I chatted so very briefly at the coffee shop to the man who pressed his hands down on the lid where my lips would brush.  I think of it not as buying a tea but saying hi to another human and touching their mind.

Hi Sam.  How are you doing?  I love listening to what is happening In the Seattle Region, in the Obtuse Triangle, with those silly people who seem to want to spread this virus around.  I hope You and Becky are safe and well.  Have a good evening.

 from the Internet.

Covid-19 first roleplaying session


There was a BIG break in the roleplaying for my young group.  The Work Group.  Two completely new player, a player that only played online, a player that had not played but once or twice since the 80s and then COVID-19 ended it.  But people still wanted to play.  We were all working together, except one player now, so we reluctantly decided to cut ties with them; they were the least regular player having only attended 2 of 5 sessions before then.  And one of the players invited a replacement, who I had already been involved with in two other games.  No biggie, except I wanted to run this game with him from the start in his other group, but it looks like that game was not going to happen anytime soon, if at all.  I will have another chance to debut this adventure, perhaps more.  Most of the players forgot their characters and we had to try to find them on my end, and some of those characters may have been in my possession, so my bad. 
Not that the players cooperate with me when try to get details out of them outside of game play.

The game started as I planned with the storm.  The storm being the foreshadowing that they will get to feel from later in the game after the Great River floods and sends the animals and the herds into the city. 
The dark clouds to the South reached toward them fading as their tendrils approached into a deep red sky.  To the North, and back where they came from the clouds were no less ominous but, instead held the appearance of violent storms; the lightning flashes could be seen, but the toiling thunder was lost to the distance.  The flat land of the plains made the clouds appear deceptively close.  The storm to the South was different, the wind from that direction held the odd stray snowflake, not an odd occurrence this early in the Spring period for here.  Tiarah looked toward her homeland and knew that it was snowing there heavily.  Sometimes the snows that came at this time in the season would dump several meters of snow on the ground from a mixture of the North winds bringing heavy rains and the South bringing crushingly cold air.  Causnought was not a place that she wanted to be on this day, which was fortunate, because she wasn’t.  The tail end of that storm had sent a crisp new coating of snow for the ground, whatever moved in the early morning would leave a clear trail.  The characters felt that it might be better to just stay where they were, but if they did that every time the weather was inclement, they would not have done a thing over the past few weeks at all. 
As they approached the ruined city of Awsland, they began to take the signs that they had learned from the expedition to the other ruins.  The signs of the presence of old walls became clear in the patterns of the way the grass grew, some blessedly few structures rose from the plains to show that there was a city here and there was a lot of in between type structures: walls half collapsed, a statue here or there knocked over, or just a mound of rubble like an island in the sea of grass.  A few of the larger structures on the edge of the city were reminiscent of gate houses and although most of them were collapsed or torn apart by looters, there were three towers still standing of the hundreds that there must have been.  Two were on the road that went from Dhewtudum and the last was on the road that exited the city close by to where they were standing.  Since it was closest, they headed that way.
The early morning snow melted as they progressed, the snow had beaten down the tall old grass, but let the younger grass more alone.  Nerwen stooped before the ruined gatehouse and examined the ground; some of the grass had been flattened not by snow, but by Kobolds and some other thing.  She motioned to the rest of the party to be alerted to the presence of their old foe.  Keylesh spotted an ancient window part way up the tower and decided that it would be best to climb and see what was inside the tower from there.  With her natural climbing tools, her claws, she was quickly able to climb the old rotting tower to look inside from that vantage point.  She saw nothing, so she continued up to the top of the tower.  The morning sun cast part of the fallen third story in bright light but the shadow was a deep black in comparison, so she missed the enemies lurking in it.


The night had been a little exciting for the troop.  They had been sent to guard and watch the North of the city.  They had survived and learned to avoid certain parts of the city as there were some dangers that would require a more co-ordinated approach along with a little observation and some planning.  The Necropolis and the Sewers were part of the puzzling aspects of the city, but they would be cracked in time.  There were dangers that they expected and dangers they did not expect, like last night the foolish Orc-kin that was found entering the city nearby.  She had been dangerous, but careful planning brought it down in the end.  Six of the Crimson Skulls had paid the price fighting it and bringing it down.  The Burning Daggers would not be pleased with the loses, but the honour the capture would be well worth it, especially if the Orc-kin were to join up in the Holy Crusade. 
They rested in shifts, a fist watching the prisoner, a fist resting and a fist on watch in the upper area.  The ground floor contained the support for the detachment; they guarded the supplies and the lower floors.  The window in the top part of the room let natural light into the room.  It looked like in the times that the tower had been used it was a place for a lone defender with a bow could stand, but time had widened it so it could be used as a escape route should some enemy come to them here.  The light of the suns came through and brightened a patch on the wall opposite from it and from there defused uncomfortably into the room.  it was clear to all that the opening was obscured suddenly, the light winked out and the window was filled with a large head of a mountain cat.  The cat looked around the room and sniffled once before bounding up once more.  She placed a hind foot in the window and leaped up to the roof.  There was an intruder.  We began at once waking the sleeping Crimson Skulls and we were ready when we heard a yowl from the cat as the fist on watch dispatched the cat.
Dust lodged in the cracks of the dried timbers holding the floor above broke loose when the sound shattered the silence of the day in the ground floor rooms.  We did not know what had happened and at first thought that the fight above had damaged the structure of the building and it was coming down on our heads.  The Blessed Mother would not let that happen.  An enemy came up the stairs and charged the fist that was guarding the Orc-kin.  The Fist Commander yelled, “Tactics!”, but I saw another set of attackers climb from below.  They threw sand and things grew dark, the Eyes of The Mother were prominent, she was angry . . ..

Keylesh landed on the top of the tower and crouched ready to attack anything that should come her way.  “Anything could be here,” she thought.  There was movement and three Kobolds rushed out to attack her as three stone whirled out of the darkness too.  Two were aimed well and they impacted with bone jarring smacks.  The attacking Kobolds were clearly disliking the light of the Suns that she was crouching in, but they attacked, nonetheless.  It spoke of some discipline that Keylesh had not seen in the Kobolds before.  She dodged easily out of their grasp but thought that six kobolds might be too much even for her.  She attacked anyways and slew two easily with slashes from her claws.  She sprung back towards the ledge she had just leapt from, hoping to get away from the little foes and warn her companions, however, the kobolds would not have her flee so easily and lashed out at her, even though she had jumped up and towards the rising suns, the kobold was effectively blinded, but it struck as if guided by the hand of their god deep into her Achilles tendon; she stood and instantly lost her balance and plunged over the wall.
Nerwen and Tiarah hearing the yowl of pain, looked up to see Keylesh falling to her death, but still trying to slow herself down.  They looked toward the dwarf hoping that he might have something to help, but he had disappeared.  “BOOM!” the sound of the dwarven Blunderbuss discharging made it clear that he had charged through the front door.  Nerwen took up her bow and charged in after him, hoping that Tiarah had some means of saving Keylesh.  Tiarah attempted to acrobatically climb and vault up the wall in a manner that Keylesh had made seem so easy and make a leaping catch, a bid to save her friend, they tumbled together and Tiarah managed to dose Keylesh with a healing potion. 
Together the three companions charged in and up the stairs passed the bits of kobold that had been hit with the blast from the blunderbuss.  They found the dwarf beset by many kobolds, fighting over the corpse of some person.  Hopelessly out numbered, Nerwen and Tiarah cast sleep spells on the kobolds and knocked half the enemy’s unconscious.  It appeared that a rash of sudden deaths was visited upon the sleeping kobolds as they were murdered before they woke up.  The remaining kobolds were killed except for one who was interrogated. 
The body of the person it turned out was still in use, a barbarian half-orc with a disposition of one who had just been saved when his luck seemed gone.  He requested, in the manner of the uncivilized heathen, to repay his life debt to the party.  The Kobold spoke of a mystical holy quest that his clan was required to fill for their Goddess, to find the Treasure at the depth of the city and present it to her holiness. 
The party sent the kobold to its goddess early, with a progress report.

Monday, 23 March 2020

LitRPG


So, I was reading Reddit . . . (how many conversations started this way?) and someone linked to something in Good Reads and I was curious, so I clicked on the link.  I forget what the conversation was about because my mind exploded as soon as I saw the book.  I read the reviews and I searched Wikipedia and then my mind exploded.  LitRPG.  I did not know that this was a thing.  I had been doing it for years, but I never thought it was a thing.  My latest RPG that I was running is being then transcribed by me into a format by me that fits the description of this form of art.  Art?  Literature?  Well people are reading it and people are buying it so it must mean that it is both and people are, I assume, making a living off of it, so maybe it is a way that I can get published as a author.  Get my world Out There.  I have not even read any of this literature yet.  I am not sure that I will.  The one that the reddit pointed to was called Morningwood, and the reviews made me realise that high art it was not, filled with teenage male Incel wrought boys that describe women’s uses limited to their bust size and used the literature to masturbate to.  This was not good literature, but it might have room for better stuff.  Who knows?