Fuck that Shit!!

Warning this is a Shitty topic.

Diet is a difficult thing.  I like to eat well but I crave sugar.  I am really good at making a healthy Breakfast, eggs, cheese, mushrooms, and a variety of vegetables.  The last few days, I have had 13 to 15 different food sources in my breakfast, maybe more.  That is healthy.  Lately I have been getting out and eating at Tim Hortons so I can blog undistracted and to "get out", but my dinner has been lacking.  Last night I cooked pasta and cheese sauce from scratch but previously I have been binging on carbs, sugar to to be precise and it hurt me.

It have me a horrible experience in the bathroom for 24 hours afterwards.  This winter I got sick and I stopped eating to clear out my stomach.  I had the flu and when I stopped eating it took 24 hours to stop the diarrhea.  When I started eating again it took 24 hours for me to defficate.  I knew that it took about the long before, but it was proof.  Most people think that food goes through them much faster.  Maybe for them this is a true statement.  I think it is important to know what your body does and to understand your body and how it reacts to things in your life, like food.  

I write a lot about what my mind does, but people, I feel that people have a taboo on your other biological functions.  Like shitting.  Like when you read a book.  You read about the fantastic meal that people made and had.  You read about how they feel about Robin.  You read about the time they fuck the shit out of Robin and they talk about how good it felt to breathe after a near death experience.  But no one talks about their crap.  Why not?  Because the odor of your shit is really important to the people in your life and what you eat affects that odor.  Also what you eat affects the consistency of your shit and how regular you are and how fast you deliver your mess.  You know what also affects your shit?  The toilet that you use.  I used a lot of toilets last year, about one sit down use a day.  And I am a quick toilet user.  It comes out in one go and if I sit down and reach for the toilet paper I am usually ready to wipe as soon as it is in my hand.  So, when people tell me that I need to flush the toilet half way to prevent clogging, I instantly understand that they need to change their diet and they have no clue.  

Because no one talks about it, everyone assumes that there is nothing wrong with them and how they shit.  Last year I stopped using the bathroom where I lived.  It was because I was eating a lot (because I was very active and needed the food), but still only had one movement a day and that meant a days worth of food waste came out of me in about three seconds.  That meant girth.  And that meant the load was too big to go down the hole in the toilet.  But it was all soft so a plunger could push it down.  But who wants to hear about that?  No one.  We don't talk about shit.  Everyone does it, every animal does it, every multi cellular organism does it similarly.  Mammals push out excrement in two forms logs or pellets, that is a fact. We all do it, so why are we embarrassed about it.  Why did you crinkle your nose when I started talking about it?

Have you even read this far?

The superhumans on my fictitious world Caranus, do not shit.  They need to eat sand every once in a while to clean out their digestive tract and keep it working.  I recognised as a young person that a super race could be universally accepted as superior by not needing to shit.  But no one talks about it

I thought about it I am putting a warning at the top.  Pretty Crappy that I have to do that.