Man-Cold

There has been a plague that has crippled society.  It has weakened at least ninety percent of the men and reduced them to a shell of their potential.  This is a recent plague that I think has only infected the men of the West, but I am sure that one day soon it will affect the rest of the world including China and India.  The Man Cold.  Listen, let me tell you about the symptoms of the Man Cold.  The are the chills, the shakes, the slight feverish temperature.  It is accompanied by a near impossibility to breath, a full 50 percent blockage of the air passage ways and the rest of the time a runny nose that can best be compared to the infected's brains running out their nose.  The man affected is unable to lift their head, or even their body out of bed, for anything more strenuous than bathroom trips or meals.

Give me a break!  It is just a cold and you (the one with the "Man Cold") are a fucking pussy!  No, a pussy has more warmth and depth than what you are, you are a Man-Boy.  A Man-Boy looks like a man, big, strong, can grow facial hair, but acts like a child.  Life is a game for them, few responsibilities, lots of fun, they may even get married and squirt out a few children, but they are not responsible with money and chores are the things they don't have to do anymore since they left their parent's house.  Well, they may not have done them their either.  

A Man-Boy is exciting, spontaneous and they are engaging to be around; god be damned they are fun, but for goodness sake, please just grow up already!  Real men can be exciting too, but only after they have all the ducks lined up, all the d bets paid off, the children clothed and the bills paid.  Sure they are a real stick in the mud sometimes, I mean if a Man-Boy found he had a thousand dollar windfall, he would go to Mexico or buy a new TV or something.  A Real Man, would stick it in the bank for a rainy day.  Real men have three months salary in the bank, just in case.  Man-Boys are surprised by the arrival of winter in November and struggle to to find the money to pay for the heating bill.  Not so for the Real Man, saving for the winter heating bills begin after the snow melts.

A Man Cold, is just a cold.  Yes it feels bad sometimes, but it should not stop you from going to work and earning money to support your family.  Go to bed early if you have to, but be up nice and early so you can shovel the walk and do the dishes.  Go to work you lazy fucking sorry excuse for a man!!  

I am really okay with these Man-Boys, really, but they are very irresponsible and their lack of responsibility is a drain on society.  I think that Man-Boys should be chemically castrated until they own up.  If they don't, well, snip snip; make it permanent.

Oh you women, the is a plague going through your population too . . ..