Not a weekend at Bernie's

I just had a fabulous half weekend with my girlfriend, Natural20.  After a tough week of work it was nice to relax with her.  Her husband had taken the kids away for a camping trip, minus one who was sick—which was tricky, because the kids don't know that they are seeing other people, so I had to hide.  The sick one went to the camping trip the next morning.  Natural20 likes camping, but not this trip, because it is with a bunch of right-wing, meat loving, beer drinking people, and she thus has nothing in common with them and most of the wives stay away.  When she goes she cooks and entertains the kids and everything she does at home except that she is then expected to sleep in the cold.  Her husband has a ball, games, meat, beer.  So, she opted out of this adventure and spent the time with me.  

The plan, my plan, was to knock her out with satisfying sex and then to make her breakfast in bed than then sleep and do what ever she wanted.  But that was not what happened.  

First off we both had full days of work and then she also had to prepare for the camping trip that she was not going on.  Then one of the kids was sick.  She told me to come over anyway and I did not arrive until after 8 and we could not eat together that night.  We made love twice so that she was dopey and then we went to sleep.  Funny how tired I was and still could perform.  I was a bit surprised, and so was she.  I really missed her a lot.  We don't get to see a lot of each other and so when we have time together it is precious.  I used to think that sex was for the man and that is what he wanted.  It is more for the woman, no, it is something for both of us.  I don't orgasm, but I make sure she does.  Me, there is something autistic interfering with my orgasm, but I get as much enjoyment out of being with Natural20.

We slept, woke and made love again.  And slept.  When I woke my tiredness was still present, my psyatic nerve was troubling me from last day and the horrors of work and the child in the house so I laid in bed while he was rushed out of the house and to the camping trip.  Afterwards we showered, together, and made breakfast/lunch which ended at 1pm.  Tofu bacon:

One package of firm tofu, frozen and thawed, squeezed of water and dry marinated in:

1/4 cup of water

1/4 cup of soy sauce

3 tbs of maple syrup

1/2 tsp of liquid smoke

Fried or baked

Served with chocolate chip pancakes.

Then incomplete sex in bed followed by a three hour nap, afterwards I woke and was relaxed and fresh… well not quite, but we went shopping by bicycle and then had burritos for dinner.  Followed by installing Monkey Lights on my bike and hers and then going out looking for dessert and discovering that her suburban city shuts down at nine, and getting a doughnut at Tim Hortons and a tea as it started to rain.  Then home we watched Nottinghill, her favourite movie and cuddling until 1am.

In the morning I was refreshed and invigorated and I had a plan, I implemented it.  I knocked her out with two hours of totally satisfying play and told her I was going to make breakfast and she was going to sleep and she collapsed.  Guys, if you figure out what it takes to satisfy your girl enough to knock her out, do it as often as you can.  For Natural20 it is satisfying sex times two.  When she regained consciousness, she was ravenous and I was coming up the stairs with two plates of food

Leftover Eggs 

Oil in the pan

Fresh vegetables or frozen frying until soft

Add leftovers, in this case the black beans from the burritos and the egg whites from the salad dressing,

Add cheese, not too much but enough

Add eggs and stir until they are cooked but not dry

That does not take 30 minutes, but add that I cleaned the Strawberries we bought the day before and added a sprinkle of sugar first, then after the eggs, I through together a chocolate sauce and poured it over the strawberries which were very tart.

Natural20 needs to wear glasses, so she did not see the strawberries until I produced them, and shoved the first chocolate covered one into her mouth.  She and I feed each other.  

I told her I don't like to use words of endearment because they become practiced and old.  I prefer to use actions.  She had a gentle cry as I kissed her. I love this girl a lot.  Ideally, she would then be tired after another satisfying love making session, but the family was coming home soon.  If she were unconscious I would then clean up the mess, but since we were on a time sensitive schedule we cleaned the house together and had a quick shower together where we washed each others backs.   

For me, it is important that my Love gets what she does not get from her regular life.  I show her how much I care for her by making sure she is waited on and her needs are filled before others.  Her relationship with her husband is one which she participated in and she got herself into the position with together.  The roles are a little one sided, I am rebalancing them with our relationship with her.  

I was gone before the kids arrived.  The house was trashed seconds later.  Things were dropped dirty dishes were dropped off.  Her husband announced that the camping trip was no fun without her, be cause he had to do the things she had to do and he could not have as much fun.  She says she will pay him back for her weekend with me.  

I love this woman.  She is my life, she is my goddess.  A Turkey Goddess.