God tells me what to do

"It is up to God," she said, "If god wants it to happen it will."  With that statement she gave up all control.  I don't understand how people, mostly women, can do that.  It is the largest form of passivity and laziness I have ever encountered, even more passive than More Passive Than Rain, my Ex-something-whatever.  Shall I call them More Passive Than More Passive Than Rain?—MPTMPTR?

If I am fired from this job, it is God's will.  If I get pregnant it is God's will.  If God thinks my boyfriend is a dick, He will change it for me, if He doesn't, obviously God wants me to be with him even though he beats me every night!  

I really have to find a couple of these women and convince them it is God's will that they have sex with me, together, every night until I accept God in my life, which will be never, especially after encountering such weak willed women.

Take charge of your life, Woman!  Stop drifting.  No, you can't control everything in your life, but you can control somethings, like your body.  You can make an effort to show up on time, that might save your job.  You can use pregnancy protection to choose when you have children.  If you have dreams of traveling, guess what, you can't travel very easily with a kid, so use protection until you figure out where you can go.  Think your boyfriend is an ass, but you don't use protection?  Good way to be forced into marriage because you need help to support your new baby, with that ass of a boyfriend.

You won't test your God's desire to keep you alive by walking through a minefield or by playing Russian Roulette, but everything else is on the table.  Please go get pregnant and have your child, by God's will.  It is God's will that I pollute the Gene Pool with my Stupid Genes.  It is God's will that I pollute the environment, because if He did not will it, he would not have made it pollution!

Do you think I am taking the analogy too far?  Just change the nouns around and you will see it is the same God's Approves Argument.