Maybe I should never share my life with anyone again. Maybe I should lie on every profile. New profile: 25 years old, training for my twelfth Iron Man win, 6'4" black hair, fresh out of Medschool with a specialty in Oncology, but I can't post a picture because I work in a small town…
That is what the women want. Once upon a time, back when dating sites first came out, I wanted to know what exactly was the ratio of men to women on the site, so I created a fake account, a young woman. After I created it, it was a pay site mind you, you pay every time you send a message, I recieved tens of messages in one hour one day and then I started panicking.
Because as a male, I can't compete with all that. Most men, according to the women on these sites, are fakers. They use fake photos, they tell lies, they exaggerate too much, just to get there foot in the door. An then there are the ones that offer up honesty. The problem with honesty is that women don't want honesty, they want their dreams and it appears they want to be taken in by the dream man, on the off chance he is not a faker. Because if you can have the early twenties doctor who is tall and dark and fit like a fireman, why would you want reality?
And there are many different sites, and I have tried almost all of them. So far the best one is OkCupid. You enter your info, you answer questions, an algorithm rates your answers with others answers and gives you a match rating, enemy, friend and match. And you can pick from those choices it gives you. There are thousands of questions, I have only answered about 900. I have met more people from this site than any other combined: two.
There are sites that are paid and there are sites that are paid. Two types actually. Reputable and Dishonest. Most of them are dishonest. Dishonest sites seek out men. You can join for free and search for free, but you have to pay to send a message. I have joined one of these sites once, who says I can't learn? This is what they do: you fill out a profile and they accept it. And then they send bots at you. These bots all have pictures of pretty women, who are always interested in chatting with you, or sleeping with you depending on the site, and they have naughty pictures that you can see in one centimeter squares. And they live in your neighbourhood. All of them live within walking distance. And if you pay your money they evaporate. What is happening is the site seeing that you are not a paid member and it is registering your IPaddress and it is using its bank of fake accounts and attaching your IPaddress area code to them as where they are from. And when you sign up, all you get is crickets chirping in the bushes, with African women trying to get you to send them money so she can come to you and be your wife. Russian women too.
The reputable sites make you pay up front and don't send bots at you, but they do inform you of all the sexy singles joining in your area. In rural areas this means anywhere from next door to a thousand km away. It gets better sometimes they view the entire nation as close to you. There is one site that sent me people in my area that live 5000 km from me! The honour of living in a country with one of the lowest average population densities. Funny thing is they had the gall to tell me that they only live 5376 km from me and I had better pay up and contact them before someone else does.
There are more sites, but you are getting the jist and I have been writing for a while now and I am no longer super depressed about life anymore. I don't blame women, because a knight in shining armour is waiting around the corner, only most of them are wearing thin wood with a veneer of gilt, to make them look shiny. Maybe one of them will have some metal in their profile, but you have had your chance with this old dating warrior with heavy, rusting and damaged armour, but made with real steel.
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